Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length



Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
Author Topic: Surf_Useless Shit  (Read 2448 times)
.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« on: March 28, 2009, 06:09:23 PM »

Yeah it's a cancer map.

The collabs are back.
and there raping all of those that object.

Every Level is a different useless item.

10 levels.
1 bonus.
1 jail.

The order in this list is not the order that the map is going to be.

The order will be decided when all maps are submitted.

              levels
Items 


1       .Defekt
Collabs
2       FrizzleHead
PaperBags
3       Ryan
Niggas
4       Silverlol
Books
5       Knife
Paper Cups
6       Gin
Pennies
7       Not Taken
Nothing


Jail/Spawn          Not Taken
Nothing
Bonus      Not Taken
Nothing

The jail and spawn are the same area. kinda like advance. but better.

Well you should all know the rules. 7% - 9% and all that stuff.

THIS IS A COLLAB ABOUT HOW GAY COLLABS ARE!

Add me to steamfriends:   riot25
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 11:24:47 AM by .defekt » Logged
The-Goose
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 455


the reality of ragers


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 06:29:52 PM »

could i do a level defekt?My i tem would be a paper clip.
Logged


Quote from: MachINE
So thinking about rainbows was I.
Quote from: I'm charming. (Ryan S)
fuck yeah bjs
4:20 AM - The-Goose | κѕғ: we're rollin a fuckload of blunt
.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 06:36:10 PM »

kk

but just because you submit a map, doesnt mean im going to use it.

it has to be good.
Logged
WireleZz
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 347


uh hai?


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 06:36:53 PM »

Hahahahahahaha 
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 06:41:16 PM »

dont expect this map to be anything guys, this collab is my attempted humor.

this collab is probably going to fail hard.


Logged
frizzlehead9
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 218


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 08:48:47 PM »

I'll sign up if you want me to be in it.

paper bags are pretty useless......

btw, left arms aren't useless! how would you play baseball, or play css without it?
Logged
Knife
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,290


Stay Classy.


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 08:58:53 PM »

I'll take Steam (The platform)

Could i do a level Defekt? My item would be a paper clip.
You could totally form the level to look like a Paper-Clip when you spec/grid view from above/side.

btw, left arms aren't useless! how would you play baseball, or play css without it?
I bat with one arm and play CS:S with a joystick.

Hahahahahahaha 
Yay! Such an effective post.

Logged

Ryan_S
SolidSurf Elite
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,937


Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 09:01:40 PM »

Ooh ooh! I wanna join!!! Can I do niggas?
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 09:06:15 PM »

yes!
Logged
Skye
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 83


I don't even-


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 09:07:33 PM »

Ooh ooh! I wanna join!!! Can I do niggas?

This collab just got 50000x times better.
Logged

Ryan_S
SolidSurf Elite
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,937


Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 09:13:12 PM »

inb4 shitstorm
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 10:54:11 PM by Ryan [S]terner » Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2009, 09:13:49 PM »

tru dat crackah jack.


« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 09:19:07 PM by .defekt » Logged
silverlol
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 352


nut sauce


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2009, 09:25:29 PM »

like i told you

rainbow rocks nao
Logged

silver? lol!
Knife
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,290


Stay Classy.


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 09:25:59 PM »

I would like to apply for paper cups. (I have a really neat idea I could do with them)
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 09:27:45 PM »

it appears that paper is useless.
Logged
Knife
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,290


Stay Classy.


View Profile
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2009, 09:33:57 PM »

Paper-Clips are the worst. They aren't even made out of paper!
Logged

svbg869
SolidSurf Elite
Sr. Member
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 870


[insert witty comment hear]


View Profile
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2009, 09:42:08 PM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/olivia-zaleski/top-10-most-useless-items_b_92913.html
oh the almighty power of google
bow before the!

also, so taking paper wights, if i can think of something creative and surf oriented for them (probably not) let me get back to you on that one
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2009, 09:43:44 PM »

can we do something without the word paper in it?
Logged
svbg869
SolidSurf Elite
Sr. Member
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 870


[insert witty comment hear]


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2009, 09:53:07 PM »

just seems that a lot of useless stuff is made for paper Razz
Logged

Gin
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 22


View Profile
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 01:10:11 AM »

I wanna join! could i do instructions? (who the hell read em?)
Logged
.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 01:31:05 AM »

yeah but if its bad im not using it.
Logged
Gin
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 22


View Profile
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 01:33:12 AM »

ok. i'm adding you to steam btw
Logged
SRSCAT
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 318


ʇɐɔsɹs


View Profile
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 01:50:40 AM »

I wanna join! could i do instructions? (who the hell read em?)
Id rather do terms of aggreement

EDIT:
lol @ ryans post
Logged

ʇɐɔsɹs
Gin
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 22


View Profile
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 01:59:45 AM »

Id rather do terms of aggreement

EDIT:
lol @ ryans post

nah.. i got an idea for instructions already.. anyways someone could do terms of aggrement.. they're pretty useless
Logged
Black Sheep
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 03:43:30 AM »

I'll take fox news
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2009, 03:46:49 AM »

copyright infringement?


so is anybody even taking this seriously?
because it started as  a joke. honestly, i didnt think anybody would sign up. half of you seem serious and half of you dont. which leaves me with this question.   

should this be an actual map? or should just be a joke(not a map)?
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 04:24:47 AM by .defekt » Logged
allah hu akbar
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 114


View Profile
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2009, 08:13:26 AM »

no.

well I guess it could be a bad, scary joke. 
Logged
silverlol
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 352


nut sauce


View Profile
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2009, 08:17:14 AM »

if you are going to release this change my stage to books
Logged

silver? lol!
.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »

"no.  well I guess it could be"    lol? that doesnt answer my question. Razz

"if" well i dont know if it is a map thats for you guys to decide.

Logged
silverlol
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 352


nut sauce


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2009, 03:19:23 PM »

if we (you) decide to release this, the last stage should be collabs, lolol
Logged

silver? lol!
Knife
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,290


Stay Classy.


View Profile
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2009, 03:41:26 PM »

I'd actually like to do this. I'm getting idea blocked on my current project and a small side project would be good.
Logged

Ryan_S
SolidSurf Elite
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,937


Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2009, 04:22:02 PM »

I'm still doin niggas
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2009, 04:39:18 PM »

yeah i guess it will be a map. woo!

Logged
Ryan_S
SolidSurf Elite
Elder Statesman
of the Surf

******
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,937


Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚


View Profile
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2009, 10:43:58 PM »

Uh I'm really making a section for this BY THE WAY.
Code:
░░░░░░░░▒▓█████▓▒░░░░░░░░░
░░░░░░░▒░▓███████▒▓░░░░░░░
░░░░▓████▒░▒█████▒▓██▒░░░░
░░░████████▓░▒███▓▓███▓░░░
░▒█████▓▓▓▒░░░░▒█▓▒████▓░░
░▒▒░░▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░███▓░▒░
▒██████░░░░░░░░░░░░██▓░▓▓░
█████▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░▓▓░▓███
████▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒█████
▓██▓░█▒░░░░░░░░░░░░▒██████
▒█▓▒███░░░░░░░░░░░▒███▓▓▒░
░▒▒████░▒░░░░░░░░░▒░░░▒▓▒░
░▒▓████▓▓█▓░░░▓▓███████▓░░
░░░▓███▓▒███▓▒▓███████▒░░░
░░░░░███▒█████▓░▒███▓░░░░░
░░░░░░░▒▒▓██████▓░░░░░░░░░
Logged

.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2009, 11:11:49 PM »

kk
Logged
The-Goose
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 455


the reality of ragers


View Profile
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2009, 01:00:43 AM »

what should i do for a skybox?
Logged


Quote from: MachINE
So thinking about rainbows was I.
Quote from: I'm charming. (Ryan S)
fuck yeah bjs
4:20 AM - The-Goose | κѕғ: we're rollin a fuckload of blunt
.defekt
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 96


Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat.


View Profile
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2009, 01:32:30 AM »

dont worry about that. anything is fine
Logged
The-Goose
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 455


the reality of ragers


View Profile
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2009, 01:47:14 AM »

ok
Logged


Quote from: MachINE
So thinking about rainbows was I.
Quote from: I'm charming. (Ryan S)
fuck yeah bjs
4:20 AM - The-Goose | κѕғ: we're rollin a fuckload of blunt
daZe
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 87


View Profile WWW
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2009, 07:49:40 AM »

Kinda lame if your going to include racism..
Logged

Sacred
Jr. Member
**
Offline Offline

Posts: 75


View Profile
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2009, 10:43:29 AM »

Kinda lame if your going to include racism..

Kinda lame? It's totally crap to include racism imo.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
Akust by Fakdordes
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Green Web Hosting! This site hosted by DreamHost.