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« on: July 26, 2010, 03:53:47 AM »

So what you see is an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might have. Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299

If the soldier can't see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he is likely having:

Can't see circle 1:
High aggression, proneness to conflict.
the recommendation is to add more physical exercise and cold showers.

Can't see circle 2:
Possible low than average intellectual abilities
can't serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can't see circle 3:
Possible debauchery.
soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can't see circle 4:
Possible inclination to violence.
can be assigned as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can't see circle 5:
Possible latent homosexuality.
Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can't see circle 6:
Possible schizophrenic tendency.
Required additional inspection.
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« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 04:50:02 AM »

I can't see numbers 1 4 and 5. Do I need to get checked?
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 05:30:17 AM »

wtf, I can't see 5
>that's the joke
Right?
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 05:36:20 AM »

Oh hey guys. I hear you have never taken a colour blindness test.
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 05:43:45 AM »

HOHOHOOHHOHOHH ITS FUNNY CAUSE EVERYONE SEES THE SAME THING
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 06:15:04 AM »

Can't see circle 5:
Possible latent homosexuality.
Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

see what you did there Very Happy
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 02:06:14 PM »

I see it !
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 03:48:24 PM »

What do tests for color blindness have to do with anything?
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 04:33:13 PM »

GAYNESS OBVIOUSLY
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 02:46:28 AM »

it must be fake, nobody can see 5! I see only but a very faint 6 in it...
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 09:29:52 AM »

it must be fake, nobody can see 5! I see only but a very faint 6 in it...

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