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Questions / Need some logic_ help
« on: September 20, 2014, 01:38:00 AM »
Having been out of mapping for quite some time, there are some things that I no longer remember to do. With the addition of the sdk changes and how hammer works now and things being different and all, I'm actually a little confused.

My current issue is with entities reading a logic_ entities state across multiple rounds. What I'm trying to accomplish is for an XIV style map in which there are multiple different "selections" a user can select at the beginning of the round.

My end goal is this:

>User selects specific map
>After a selection is made, a box/contraption of sorts is enabled at the start of every round thereafter that prevents users from picking that selection again for a few rounds or so.
>After a determined amount of rounds, the selection becomes available again as the box/contraption disappears.

I'm having issues getting this to work.

What I've tried so far:

logic_auto, logic_branch, math_counter, func_button, func_brush

OnMapSpawn > logic_branch > test

OnTrue (1) > func_brush > Enable
OnFalse (0) > func_brush > Disable
OnTrue (1) > math_counter > Subtract > 1

math_counter (Min 0, Max 10):
OnHitMin > logic_branch > SetValue > 0

OnPressed > math_counter > Add > 5
OnPressed > logic_branch > SetValue > 1

For some reason, even though this seems like it should work, it doesn't, and I can't for the life of me figure out why.

Please help :\

Surf Shack / Been a long long time
« on: November 10, 2013, 08:33:23 AM »
No, let's not get into singing that Boston song, even though it is good. I am very happy to find that this place still exists, and that I still know some people that are posting here. Oh yeah, here's a trip down memory lane (shoutbox memories if you will). Opened up an old harddrive of mine and found these. Saved them years ago cause they were hilarious.

[Today at 13:26:33] Knife: my dick has an update
[Today at 13:27:25] SintaxError: what's that make it now? dick 2.3?
[Today at 13:27:36] SintaxError: inches
[Today at 13:27:56] Knife: no...dick 1.5 (inches)
[Today at 13:28:14] SintaxError: my bad
[Today at 13:28:29] Knife: Smile
[Today at 13:28:39] Knife: i wonder what its like to have a dick that small
[Today at 13:28:53] SintaxError: it probably sucks
[Today at 13:29:15] SintaxError: I went to a gang bang once and one of the guys had a really small dick like that
[Today at 13:29:27] SintaxError: he didn't get any.
[Today at 13:29:29] Knife: ...the fuck.

[Today at 11:33:47] Ryan S]terner: speaking of chicken nuggets, i have a coupon for a 20 peice nuggets for $2.48
[Today at 11:34:17] SintaxError: Fuckin nuggets are awesome.
[Today at 11:34:37] SintaxError: Wendy's has the best nuggets.
[Today at 11:35:16] Ryan S]terner: awe shit yeah, dip them nuggets in a frosty. SO GOOD
[Today at 11:35:43] SintaxError: damn man I gotta try that some time
[Today at 11:39:00] Ryan S]terner: you should try it ASAP, it's so good, and dipping the fries in a frosty too
[Today at 11:39:16] Ryan S]terner: i don't think i've ever gotten a meal from wendys in the passed 8 years
[Today at 11:39:33] Ryan S]terner: its always been 2 5 piece nuggets, medium fry medium frosty
[Today at 11:39:34] Ryan S]terner: ahaha
[Today at 14:19:08] FAJ: I have always been a spicy chicken sandwich man
[Today at 14:19:44] FAJ: either that, or I have been told blacked-out me likes to grab all my cash in my pocket and ask someone to get me as many value menu chicken sandwichs as that will buy
[Today at 14:20:22] FAJ: which, invariably, regardless of actual cash, ends up being 3 >:[

10:59 PM - Roosta: if i put on a fire fighters outfit, it's going to be so i can be kinky around you

Surf Shack / Kony 2012
« on: March 08, 2012, 01:02:11 AM »

Questions / Strange Lighting...
« on: January 28, 2011, 06:05:08 PM »

I not good with hammer, how fix? \

Questions / Need more help
« on: January 25, 2011, 03:09:58 AM »
I'm sure the solution to this will come to me within the next few hours if I keep working at it, but I though I'd post it here to get other solutions to make sure I don't make this FUBARd.

Visual reference:

Both doors teleport 1 person of each team. When the 1 person of their team is chosen, their teleport disables.

What I am looking to do is after 20s if one or both teams have no one chosen, I need to pick 1 random person from the teams.

My current solution to teleporting 1 random person:
Have a trigger_multiple for a team that does
-targetname CTHERO

(filter CTHERO for teleport)


The multiple has a delayed refire so it can't teleport more than 1 person.

If that doesn't work then I have two problems. My main problem is having this fallback NOT be enabled if a "Hero" is chosen from their team while still enabling to choose a "Hero" from the other team should no one go through that door.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense. I'm tired.

Wipeouts / Best. Response. Ever.
« on: January 24, 2011, 11:47:12 PM »
On a jeep forum, a user posted this looking for help:
So, my boyfriend bought a '96 Cherokee (XJ) SE, for way too much, like around $3,000. It broke down and he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of after market work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself, he refuses to pay for labor. Now, he finds out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another $700. I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean, he says he won't make enough.

Firstly, what is your guys' opinion on what he should do? Secondly, how much do you think he could make parting it versus just the whole car as is?

Thanks for your guys' opinions!

The first (and best response ever) is this:

You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.

Questions / How to check players alive
« on: January 21, 2011, 12:07:23 AM »
Okay...I can't think of how to do this without thoroughly fucking it up in it's entirety.
I have a mg map going and one of the games is blender (spinning blade). I want to take count of the players alive at all times to choose when it speeds up.

I need to check players alive upon spawning at the minigame to determine the start speed. Should anyone die, I need to recheck the count to alter the speed after the player(s) die. This check doesn't have to be instant, it can fire on a timer, but I still need it.


Wipeouts / Rage @ collab progress
« on: January 13, 2011, 01:04:57 PM »
Will there be a version with just Ryan's and Pandemic's levels released? You know, for those of us that don't care about the rest...

Surf Shack / Dog the Bounty Hunter meets Cyanide and Happiness.
« on: December 30, 2010, 09:21:42 AM »
If you've ever watched this show, you'll get a kick out of this comic. If you haven't seen this show before, please google "Beth Chapman" on images before viewing.

What follows is a hilarious comic that was created by my friend Mango and I just moments ago. He was commenting on her tits as he was watching the show and it inspired me to write the punchline for this comic.

Questions / Need some help.
« on: November 09, 2010, 11:13:57 AM »
We're trying to up our maplist over on the WCS server I administrate and my friend recommended this amazing CS 1.6 map that we just absolutely needed. I of course obliged, but I have run into a couple of problems:

I can't figure out how to decompile 1.6 maps (I have bsp2map and I can't figure out how to work that PoS)
I can't open up 1.6 maps in hammer, because I don't own 1.6

If someone could help me achieve my goal of converting this map into CS:S, it would be greatly appreciated.

Questions / Fml. Vbsp crashes on compile.
« on: October 16, 2010, 02:05:13 AM »
Compile gets to here: "Building Physics collision data..." then freezes. About 10-15s later, vbsp crashes.

Code: [Select]
** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vbsp.exe"
** Parameters: -game "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike" "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.vmf"

Valve Software - vbsp.exe (Jul  7 2010)
1 threads
materialPath: c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike\materials
Loading C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.vmf
Could not locate 'GameData' key in c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike\gameinfo.txt
Patching WVT material: maps/cs_dusthouse_b1_test1/de_dust/groundsand_blend_wvt_patch
fixing up env_cubemap materials on brush sides...
ProcessBlock_Thread: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (0)
ProcessBlock_Thread: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (0)
Processing areas...done (0)
Building Faces...done (0)
Chop Details...done (0)
Find Visible Detail Sides...
Merged 110 detail faces...done (0)
Merging details...done (0)
done (0)
writing C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.prt...Building visibility clusters...
done (1)
Creating default LDR cubemaps for env_cubemap using skybox materials:
 ! Run buildcubemaps in the engine to get the correct cube maps.
Creating default HDR cubemaps for env_cubemap using skybox materials:
 ! Run buildcubemaps in the engine to get the correct cube maps.
Finding displacement neighbors...
Found a displacement edge abutting multiple other edges.
Finding lightmap sample positions...
Displacement Alpha : 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Building Physics collision data...

** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vvis.exe"
** Parameters: -game "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike" "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1"

Valve Software - vvis.exe (Jul  7 2010)
1 threads
reading c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp
Error opening c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp

** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vrad.exe"
** Parameters:  -game "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike" "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1"

Valve Software - vrad.exe SSE (Jul  7 2010)

      Valve Radiosity Simulator     
1 threads
[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[1 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']

Loading c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp
Error opening c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\sourcesdk_content\cstrike\mapsrc\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp" "c:\program files\steam\steamapps\hardcorelove\counter-strike source\cstrike\maps\cs_dusthouse_b1_test1.bsp"

The command failed. Windows reported the error:
  "The system cannot find the file specified."

Surf Shack / ToneMatrix
« on: July 11, 2010, 01:39:10 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MriOIRH8XaI" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/MriOIRH8XaI</a>

I got really bored and this is what I made.
Dammit svbg \


Ripples / surf_xc_complexity
« on: June 26, 2010, 06:31:30 AM »
I think it's about time I made this official. This release is over 3 years old. Many times have I told people that this was to happen (mainly drunken nights talking to people on steam/aim) over the years. Only now do I have the true inspiration.

I don't know if this is a skill, linear, or combat. This is just a cluster fuck of complex shit I'm putting together.

The main purpose of the original will remain throughout this sequel, and in my hopes of making it 10x better (Plus it will be optimized:]) If you have actually played the first and found anything you like in that map that you would like me to include in this one please let me know.

Depending on how busy I am you can hopefully expect a screenshot or two by Monday evening EST.

Disclaimer: The (new)bong will be included

Surf Shack / Intense action.
« on: June 12, 2010, 03:49:27 AM »
Holy shit this was an intense game! I just started my second run through of prestige on Call of Duty: World at War and we were playing on Banzai in Hardcore Search & Destroy. I chose my favorite stock class of the 3: An SVT-40 with 2 Satchel Charges, Stopping Power, and Extreme Conditioning. Man that game was terrible, it ended up with them winning and me going 0-4. Bad game is BAD!

We start up another game on Cliffside, and as usual, I pick the same stock class.

The game is 6v6 and we start out on the defending team. The timer slowly counts down, 5...4...3...2...1...DEFEND ZE OBJECTIVE! I take a quick left and run across the bridge and up the war torn scenic path towards the bombsite, I throw my usual hand grenade across the bombsite onto the other teams territory in the hopes to get a kill(s). By the time I get into the actual bombsite and into my little camping spot, 3 of my 5 teammates are dead, just as I notice this an enemy is right in front of me in the doorway rushing me, I quickly exit out of the scoreboard and fire off a few rounds into his thick skull. MAN WAS THAT CLOSE! About half a minute goes by of no clear action or incident when all of a sudden, my other two teammates die on me. It's left with me and 5 enemies, the odds are very unlikely for my situation. Me being a smart player, I'm using headphones, and I can hear an enemy in the mountains behind me. As I'm listening carefully waiting for my prey to come closer to me, another victim runs across my field of vision through the doorway of which his fallen comrade met his doom. I take a quick second to aim and...BOOM...Another soldier with a hole in his head. By this time I'm thinking, OK where's the guy behind me? I turn around to take a quick look because I hadn't heard from him in a little bit and sure enough, there he was standing in the doorway above the stairs, he had walked the rest of the way. Startled by this find, I quickly move my crosshair over to him and spray a clip into him. As I run up the stairs to pick up his gun because it's always better to have two then one, his buddy comes running down the mountain in front of me, I quickly switch to my new gun because I wasted all my clip on his friend and fire off a few rounds into him. This round was so intense I didn't even realise I acquired a recon plane, completely slipping my mind, I run out of the bombsite and hide in a corner behind a wall that was right next to the bombsite. I take a few seconds to recover and reload both of my weapons when I hear footsteps in the bombsite behind me. I take out my SVT and steady the sight as I creep into the doorway peering at the stairs; waiting for my kill. Soon enough he fulfills my expectations and runs up the stairs and right into the sights of my gun. I turn back for cover unaware that the last enemy was right next to his recently slaughtered teammate, and that the footsteps I had heard were his, not the other guys. He fires off a few shots quickly in the hopes to catch me before I get behind the wall and pegs me in the buttocks, in shock I act in fear quickly and run back through the doorway to meet my final enemy right in front of me, rushing me at the same time. I quickly press the right stick down and my blade goes flying through his stomach. A round won, fallen comrades avenged.

At the start of the second round I call in my newly acquired artillery strike, right in the base of the enemy, for it is a known sniper heaven. I do my usual routine on my way up to the bombsite as the artillery takes its course. As I reach the top of the mountain and throw my grenade, mortar shells have stricken the land and killed 2 of my foes. As I keep on running I learn the news that my hand grenade has met success, body parts have been blown apart at my will. "This game is a massacre", I thought to myself as I called in my now acquired recon plane. As my radar appears I notice two of my teammates running towards the area where I called in my strike, the thought was heart throbbing. As I waited in suspense, mortar shells kept claiming the land as their own, and successfully ended the lives of 2 of my comrades. As I claim to them on the microphone that their deaths will not have been in vain, 2 Marines run across my FOV, running straight towards me. I react to this news and quickly take out one of them, the other...not so lucky. He quickly dodges behind the wall after firing a few shots at me as I do the same. I take a moment to catch my breath and regain my calm. There I sat behind the tomb-like grave, staring down my sights intently at the doorway, waiting for him to make his move. The last few moments of his life were the most nerve-wracking of mine. As he still sits behind the wall, not making a move, an enemy off in the distance is making a hustle towards the other bombsite. As he runs across in my view I fire off a shot and barely hit him in the leg as he continues to run away, the worst time I could have expected the other guy to make his move was now. The levels of my distraction and lack of patience rose drastically in those few seconds. As I started to move to try and get a better shot on the wounded foe, he makes his move, sprawling through the doorway scaring me half to death. I fire a couple of shots missing him and killing the wounded just before he takes my life. A triumphing defeat. I can only hope as my teammates try to pick up my slack but fail miserably.

The start of round 3, Game score: 1-1, my score: 11-1. This round is as uneventful as ever, the two combating teams share kills and it's down to a 2v2 with the bomb planted. As me and my teammate run up to the bombsite I quickly locate one of the 2 and take him down. Meanwhile my companion makes his move towards the bomb to defuse it. As I sit and cover him and I find the 2nd guy and fire a few warning shots off at him in hopes that it will stall him as my teammate is seconds away from finishing the defuse. I continue to fire at him as I hear the good news of the bomb being defused and the round ends with him still alive. Halftime: 2-1 us, 12-1 for me. Rounds 4, 5, and 6 prove to be my downfall. As we lose two rounds in both of which I die, and 1 round that we win, with me only getting 1 kill out of the 3 rounds. Overtime, Switching Sides. As the final and deciding round starts I am 13-3. The final round proves to be a fast one, as my teammates take out 4 members of the enemy team within the first 20 seconds. I take cue from them and change my strategy and rush out the bottom doorway of my usual bombsite. As I get nearer to the doorway I notice an enemy camping behind the half wall right in front of me; waiting for me. I quickly look down my sights and fire a shot into his face, unaware that his teammate was behind me. My demise my own fault, but not in vain. My team quickly picks up after me winning the game for us.

Surf Shack / Eminence front.
« on: April 16, 2010, 08:12:33 PM »
What is it?

Surf Shack / Need some help
« on: March 25, 2010, 05:25:32 AM »
My new internet doesn't like me \.

Everytime I try to torrent something this goes down.

After about 2-3 minutes my speed drops to 0.0 kB/s and I can no longer connect to anything pertaining to the internet.

What to do? \

Surf Shack / Game Recommendation Thread.
« on: February 09, 2010, 11:37:47 PM »
Syobon Action 2 - Also known as Cat Mario. This game is pretty fun but stupid as hell and can easily push you off the edge of insanity at how hard the levels are if you try to beat it.

Questions / Model setting question.
« on: October 18, 2009, 05:57:32 AM »
Asked Black Sheep this earlier and he said there was but he couldn't remember (Or something along the lines of that, I closed out the chat box without realising it LoL)

I've got me a model. Yerp. Can I get it to completely block bullets in game? It's 5 units in depth (The most it will be) and I need it to block bullets. Possible? How?

Questions / Map load error.
« on: October 05, 2009, 03:59:55 AM »
This thread are now invalid due to awesome purpose.

Questions / What?
« on: September 28, 2009, 03:05:59 PM »
Kayso I'm in need of a sandbag model. Jump forward a few hundred steps. I remembered there was one in L4D, and there was after I had looked it up in the AuthTools. So I want the .mdl file, It's not in the folder it said and It's not in the folder it said even in the right GCF.

Where the poop is it?

Questions / Error.
« on: September 04, 2009, 12:12:44 AM »
DLL_messageEND attempt to send updateradar message of 256bytes, only supports 255

What does this pertain to and how to get rid of it?

Questions / Help.
« on: September 01, 2009, 09:08:39 PM »
I'm in dire need of help with this. The end of the world will surely happen if it doesn't work out.

So..I'm trying to get the vmf for de_dust2_unlimited and when decompiling it, it stops here:
Code: [Select]
Writing de_dust2_unlimited_d.vmf
Decompiling via brushes and planes
Assigning brushes to models
java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 0
Even with my superior awesomeness(lol) I have no idea what this means or how to get around it. I really need this vmf so I can fix it up and make it compatible for the WCS server I play at.

Pleaseee help.

Tutorials / [Beginner] Making things change on random.
« on: August 30, 2009, 07:25:53 AM »
I'm surprised there isn't a tutorial for this, although it is fairly easy. But I (used to) get a lot of people asking how to make things in your map be altered with a random factor.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Take one round for example, your teleport is in one place...next round it's in another place. Follow? Yeahhh, there you go.
Anyways, on to the tutorial. For this tutorial you're going to need a basic knowledge of hammer and it's contents, and maybe a little more if you're wanting to go deeper. But let's not get ahead of ourselves there, Johnny.

In this tutorial I'm going to show you how to make a basic spotlight that changes color each round with no specific order.

Open up your vmf in hammer and create a basic 256x256x256 hollow box.

Add in a spawnpoint and a light(s) and create a brush we're going to use as a pedestal

Create a point_spotlight entity and center it on top of your pedestal.

Add in these parameters to the spotlight, and then go to the flags tab and uncheck "Start On".

Done all that? Good, boring part is over. Create a logic_case and a logic_auto and give your case a name.
Go to the outputs tab of the case and set it up how ever you want similar to mine. In mine my light is going to be colored Red, Green, or Blue.

Finally, go to the outputs tab on your logic_auto and add this single output.

Code: [Select]
OnMapSpawn-->"Case Name"-->PickRandom
All done, not to hard, eh? Hopefully this helps out the beginners out there.

Surf Shack / GFX need help.
« on: August 11, 2009, 07:52:56 AM »
Quoted from the person in need. Basically all the guidelines below, the @ is not to be a part of it.

I need this made into a banner.

It needs to have some sort of resemblance to CS:S, but it needs to look professional at the same time.

Please only do PSD formats without text.  Just a sweet image.

The color scheme needs to stay the same.

It will be used on the following layout:

Attached is the banner.  Size needs to remain the same and the blue border outline.

I just need the size, and color scheme to stay the same.

HQ work is greatly appreciated.

Surf Shack / Ryan "motherfucking sexy" Sterner
« on: June 05, 2009, 01:10:50 AM »
So I was browsing through my collection of amateur girls and stumbled upon the hottest guy I have ever seen. (No I did not put him in there just so I could do this, he was actually in there without me knowing about it.) Now, for your viewing pleasures, I have taken out the eye-sores of sluts that surround his folder, (except Zoe, she's kinda hot imo.)

(Jealous of my useless censorship of my folder names?)

Surf Shack / WolfRamAlpha.
« on: June 04, 2009, 02:03:07 AM »
I don't remember who posted that link in the shoutbox, but I found this mildly funny.

Surf Shack / XBOX
« on: June 03, 2009, 10:02:36 AM »
Piece o' shit got the red ring in the lower right quadrant. Error E 73. Oh btw, Xbox support has no documented record on this error. =)

I need some comforting you guiz. =(

Questions / Seriously what the fuck?
« on: April 01, 2009, 12:38:52 AM »

As cool as that may look. I really did not make that, nor do I want it.
I created a standard sphere with 16 sides, 30x30x30. It looked really weird (Not like the pic) like some edges were flat and some jagged, but it still looked like a sphere. I saved the file, and reopened it in hammer and it had formed into what is in the pic.

The part before the pic happens with all non-block geometry (Cylinder,Arch,Spike,Sphere,etc.)
Usually I'll create a cylinder with 32 sides and it'll come out like a first aid cross but fatter.

Did I miss some memo about a certain file or something? This has been happening for a while but I always just ignored it and worked the long way around it.

Questions / Player Constriction.
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:52:10 PM »
Okay, I've done a bit of browsing on the SDK wiki and in Hammer, but I haven't been able to find what I'm looking for. As many of you have played the Valve games (Half-Life series) you will know what I'm talking about.

During the games there are cut screens where you cannot move and you are on a track set by the game.
I'm looking to achieve this same effect in CS:S, however, I cannot find the right entity or a good method.

Now I know that this certain effect is beyond useless in CS:S as it's a multiplayer game, but I'm merely testing this out in CS:S because it's a lot easier to make.

I'm posting this here in search of help hoping that some of you know the right entity or have a good method.

Any help is appreciated and thanks in advance.

Surf Shack / Does anyone..
« on: March 16, 2009, 10:22:46 PM »
Know the name of that new song for the Dell commercials? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Other Works / gg_ff-aztec
« on: March 15, 2009, 01:20:03 AM »


A long overdue remake (maybe even final version) of a gungame map I made a few years ago.

Remade from scratch.

Thanks go to all beta testers

Special thanks go to:
Nick for private testing and keeping me company late at night.
Jason for providing all the servers and for hosting the map.

Come join me and others at:

New York Gungame: gungame.nyfiber.net:40000
New York Fiber: surf.nyfiber.net:27015
New York CAL: cal.nyfiber.net:27060

Surf Shack / Roma.
« on: March 01, 2009, 12:51:16 AM »
Seriously, quit spamming the shoutbox. It is not for spamming, it is for making a quick post rather than making an entire thread or opening a single conversation. Please pack your bags and move your furniture out.

Surf Shack / Is it..
« on: February 28, 2009, 02:04:11 PM »
Is it sexual harassment if a midget says your hair smells good?

Surf Shack / HIgh as a kite
« on: February 13, 2009, 03:43:41 PM »
I'm totally hit right now. I just had all 4 of wisdom teeth taken out this morning.


If any of you niglets with xbox live + rockband 2 want to join me pm my gmrtag: darkshifter1

Questions / Need browser help.
« on: January 12, 2009, 03:34:50 PM »
I just recently got back to my computer and my browser is acting funny. It's cutting colours, screwing up pictures. It doesn't play videos, it starts playing them and it randomly stops and won't let me finish the video.

Everything was working fine when I left, I shut my computer off for the whole time I was gone. I came back and I installed a bunch of updates I needed, except one. That being Firefox 3. Firefox notified me that my version of Firefox was out of date (2.something) and that I should update to 3. So I clicked the auto-update button and it did it's stuff but it never finished installing, it just sat there for a couple hours with the green bar going back and forth. I clicked the X and went to Mozilla and downloaded it manually. Every time I try to open the application it says -File is corrupt-. Even after multiple downloads and restarts.

Everything else that runs on my computer is up-to-date and working, meaning that my browser is the problem.

Can anyone help me, please?

Questions / Question. (:O!)
« on: December 24, 2008, 04:20:58 PM »
I have a couple of questions.

1. I'm having a button being activated by a grenade and I need only the activator to be teleported out of the group of people. How?
2. Is it possible and if so how, to take a certain amount of health away only from the thrower of the grenade if they miss the button.

Surf Shack / Yeah.
« on: November 17, 2008, 11:13:58 PM »
[Today at 19:58:23] THAY-imagine-: I am planning on making a new version of halfpipe, maybe that will spice things up

Please don't.

Can I be unbanned from the shoutbox now? =(

Surf Shack / Kuhl Thred.
« on: November 11, 2008, 10:48:55 PM »
What's with the recent spammers?

Questions / Filtered buttons on damage.
« on: July 19, 2008, 11:11:16 PM »
Is it possible to have a button team filtered, but the button can only be activated by taking damage from a nade?

Ryan said no, but he said he wasn't sure either, and I'm hoping he is wrong.

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