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« on: September 03, 2008, 09:24:12 PM »
Hey its me again! WireleZZzZZZz xD

Ok so i got this crazy idea..
as you all know there is a surf map called:
surf_porno somthing and its small and buggy ramps it sucks but pictures are fun ^^

so i came up with this new idea to make a surf map called: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay

It must be somthing like Surf_year3000 that you surf the
frist bit and then you get to this new spawn and you can choose 2 ways: pro or noob

1. If you choose the noob way on the end, you will come inside of
this room with only nude guys and gay stuff and your are able to
pick up a knife and a nade and you can go inside a telepoort to come
inside of jail where all the people are that failed and are in jail and
dont have a knife (No weapon)

2. If you choose the pro way its a long way to go and when
you get to the end you see all these lesbian crap on the wall in this room
and some nice nude pictures.. and so on, and there will be a buy zone
and some nice weapons on the floor or the walls that you can choose out of!
when you touch some telepoort to go to jail you get on top of jail and you can
shoot all the people that chosen the noob way or are already a
long time in jail since the beginning

If you come in jail, you will be telepoorted back to spawn after 30 seconds
and this will only happen 2 times! so after that you failed enough and
have to wait untill sombody kills you.

if nobody finishes the map the jail will have some funny
action and that's going to be this:

for example we take the jail of surf_year3000,
there must be 4 dicks on each corner on top and they must
spray white water or somthing and if you touch it you lose 20 hp

so the person that finishes the map can choose 2 things:
killing everybody in jail with a weapon or activate a butten to cumm you on your face's!

Ofcouse this map will be not released on fpsbanana becouse you will get a ban 100% \

This will proberly just be on my own server or on sombody
else his server if they are as crazy as me

the only problem is as you all know i'm not a MAPPER
i'd like to ''PAY'' sombody, some money for making this map..
 but please tell me how much you are willing you ask for it..
becouse ofcouse this is just for fun its not going to be a map
thats going to be like huge that everybody is going to love it or
maby they do but who knows ^^ Just say a price and ill see \

if you dont want to apply on this topic with your name like
i'd like to do it for you becouse you would be a shame or
you will think oh noess my Reputation will die becouse of this
nonsens you can also add me to steam: Mr_ThunderAlex

If you also dont want to have your name in the map you can
simply just put my name in the map (not at the noob way tho, lol)
but just on spawn that would be just fine^^
« Last Edit: September 10, 2008, 02:06:33 PM by WireleZz »

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 10:26:24 PM »
Horny are we?

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 10:56:02 PM »
imo, put a donk on it
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But if u really wanna see a screwed up map take a look at that greatriver awesome 1... freaked the shit out of me... its like a child molestation adventure.....

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 11:03:13 PM »
imo, put a donk on it

a donk ? whats that?

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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 11:39:50 PM »

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 11:43:23 PM »
Why the hell would you pay someone to make this for you? You should go play surf teen pregnancy.

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 02:41:23 PM »
sounds cool..

you just got one problem.

how would you get the (Male) gay pictures ?? HA  \ \


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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 04:02:27 PM »
sounds cool..

you just got one problem.

how would you get the (Male) gay pictures ?? HA  \ \



i got some connections ^^

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Re: Surf_Hetro_or_Gay
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2008, 12:22:29 AM »
technically "lesbian" is gay too.

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2008, 02:30:17 AM »
Jesus man stop playing CS and talk to some girls or something.

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2008, 01:21:36 PM »
Jesus man stop playing CS and talk to some girls or something.

Tell the truth Sintax, about time someone did.
I make my maps with Microsoft Paint.

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 07:48:09 PM »
I'll make it for you.

$100 is my standard price. But we can negotiate.

I have a wide range of nude men to use, from my personal collection. You will have to find the rest for me.

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 06:13:12 PM »
I'll make it for you.

$100 is my standard price. But we can negotiate.

I have a wide range of nude men to use, from my personal collection. You will have to find the rest for me.
are you serious?!? he won't pay 100 dollars for a map from someone know one even knows about, he'll probably pay you 20, hes not rich, and fag much?
Your curves make me want to keep on going forever and ever.

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2008, 07:17:28 AM »
lol ignorance fail xDD
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are you serious?!? he won't pay 100 dollars for a map from someone know one even knows about, he'll probably pay you 20, hes not rich, and fag much?

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2008, 04:27:49 AM »
'' have a wide range of nude men to use, from my personal collection''

made me lol ^^

but i'm not planning to make the map anymore becouse ur all doing so stressed about it and 100 $ is alot man :/

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2015, 06:33:09 PM »
Hi I'd like to take you up on this offer

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Re: Surf_Lesbian_or_Gay
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2015, 08:53:11 PM »
Hi I'd like to take you up on this offer

7 fucking years...
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