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« on: March 28, 2009, 06:09:23 PM »
Yeah it's a cancer map.

The collabs are back.
and there raping all of those that object.

Every Level is a different useless item.

10 levels.
1 bonus.
1 jail.

The order in this list is not the order that the map is going to be.

The order will be decided when all maps are submitted.

              levels
Items 


1       .Defekt
Collabs
2       FrizzleHead
PaperBags
3       Ryan
Niggas
4       Silverlol
Books
5       Knife
Paper Cups
6       Gin
Pennies
7       Not Taken
Nothing


Jail/Spawn          Not Taken
Nothing
Bonus      Not Taken
Nothing

The jail and spawn are the same area. kinda like advance. but better.

Well you should all know the rules. 7% - 9% and all that stuff.

THIS IS A COLLAB ABOUT HOW GAY COLLABS ARE!

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 06:29:52 PM »
could i do a level defekt?My i tem would be a paper clip.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 06:36:10 PM »
kk

but just because you submit a map, doesnt mean im going to use it.

it has to be good.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 06:36:53 PM »
Hahahahahahaha  \

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 06:41:16 PM »
dont expect this map to be anything guys, this collab is my attempted humor.

this collab is probably going to fail hard.



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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 08:48:47 PM »
I'll sign up if you want me to be in it.

paper bags are pretty useless......

btw, left arms aren't useless! how would you play baseball, or play css without it?

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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 08:58:53 PM »
I'll take Steam (The platform)

Could i do a level Defekt? My item would be a paper clip.
You could totally form the level to look like a Paper-Clip when you spec/grid view from above/side.

btw, left arms aren't useless! how would you play baseball, or play css without it?
I bat with one arm and play CS:S with a joystick.

Hahahahahahaha  \
Yay! Such an effective post.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 09:01:40 PM »
Ooh ooh! I wanna join!!! Can I do niggas?

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 09:06:15 PM »
yes!

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 09:07:33 PM »
Ooh ooh! I wanna join!!! Can I do niggas?

This collab just got 50000x times better.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 09:13:12 PM »
inb4 shitstorm
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 10:54:11 PM by Ryan [S]terner »

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2009, 09:13:49 PM »
tru dat crackah jack.


« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 09:19:07 PM by .defekt »

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2009, 09:25:29 PM »
like i told you

rainbow rocks nao

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 09:25:59 PM »
I would like to apply for paper cups. (I have a really neat idea I could do with them)
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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 09:27:45 PM »
it appears that paper is useless.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2009, 09:33:57 PM »
Paper-Clips are the worst. They aren't even made out of paper!
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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2009, 09:42:08 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/olivia-zaleski/top-10-most-useless-items_b_92913.html
oh the almighty power of google
bow before the!

also, so taking paper wights, if i can think of something creative and surf oriented for them (probably not) let me get back to you on that one

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2009, 09:43:44 PM »
can we do something without the word paper in it?

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2009, 09:53:07 PM »
just seems that a lot of useless stuff is made for paper \

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 01:10:11 AM »
I wanna join! could i do instructions? (who the hell read em?)

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 01:31:05 AM »
yeah but if its bad im not using it.

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 01:33:12 AM »
ok. i'm adding you to steam btw

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 01:50:40 AM »
I wanna join! could i do instructions? (who the hell read em?)
Id rather do terms of aggreement

EDIT:
lol @ ryans post

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 01:59:45 AM »
Id rather do terms of aggreement

EDIT:
lol @ ryans post

nah.. i got an idea for instructions already.. anyways someone could do terms of aggrement.. they're pretty useless

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 03:43:30 AM »
I'll take fox news

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2009, 03:46:49 AM »
copyright infringement?


so is anybody even taking this seriously?
because it started as  a joke. honestly, i didnt think anybody would sign up. half of you seem serious and half of you dont. which leaves me with this question.   

should this be an actual map? or should just be a joke(not a map)?
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« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2009, 08:13:26 AM »
no.

well I guess it could be a bad, scary joke. 

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2009, 08:17:14 AM »
if you are going to release this change my stage to books

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #28 on: March 29, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »
"no.  well I guess it could be"    lol? that doesnt answer my question. \

"if" well i dont know if it is a map thats for you guys to decide.


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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #29 on: March 29, 2009, 03:19:23 PM »
if we (you) decide to release this, the last stage should be collabs, lolol

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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2009, 03:41:26 PM »
I'd actually like to do this. I'm getting idea blocked on my current project and a small side project would be good.
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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2009, 04:22:02 PM »
I'm still doin niggas

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2009, 04:39:18 PM »
yeah i guess it will be a map. woo!


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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2009, 10:43:58 PM »
Uh I'm really making a section for this BY THE WAY.
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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2009, 11:11:49 PM »
kk

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2009, 01:00:43 AM »
what should i do for a skybox?

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« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2009, 01:32:30 AM »
dont worry about that. anything is fine

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« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2009, 01:47:14 AM »
ok

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2009, 07:49:40 AM »
Kinda lame if your going to include racism..

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Re: Surf_Useless Shit
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2009, 10:43:29 AM »
Kinda lame if your going to include racism..

Kinda lame? It's totally crap to include racism imo.