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Jerking off? wut?
« on: January 11, 2011, 04:11:40 PM »
[Gs] ryan_s: are you jerking off?
[Gs] ryan_s: hahaha
WireleZz - Need Members: just did so
WireleZz - Need Members: XD
[Gs] ryan_s: hahaha nice nice
WireleZz - Need Members: everyone does it
WireleZz - Need Members: every man
[Gs] ryan_s: of course
WireleZz - Need Members: So to say no it's kinda being gay
[Gs] ryan_s: it's healthy
WireleZz - Need Members: Exactly.
[Gs] ryan_s: she says "my spit got your weiner hard"
WireleZz - Need Members: even after sex if you have a girl that wants cum on them you need to do the end bit urself
[Gs] ryan_s: LOL
WireleZz - Need Members: ^^
WireleZz - Need Members: yeah LOL
[Gs] ryan_s: my girlfriend hates cum on her body
[Gs] ryan_s: so she either always swallows or i cum inside her
[Gs] ryan_s: lol
WireleZz - Need Members: Lol
WireleZz - Need Members: I havent got a girlfriend
[Gs] ryan_s: i jerk off everyday no matter if i have sex or not
WireleZz - Need Members: I only got one in weekends
WireleZz - Need Members: but i had a feeling just now
[Gs] ryan_s: haha nice
WireleZz - Need Members: what a conversation
[Gs] ryan_s: oh well
WireleZz - Need Members: we shoud post @ solidsurf their gonna be like wut
WireleZz - Need Members: XD
[Gs] ryan_s: xP
[Gs] ryan_s: rofl
[Gs] ryan_s: do it

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 04:36:13 PM »
[Gs] ryan_s: my girlfriend hates cum on her body
[Gs] ryan_s: so she either always swallows or i cum inside her
[Gs] ryan_s: lol
If this is recent Ryan sure does get around fast.
Why so Ryan?

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 04:49:21 PM »
If this is recent Ryan sure does get around fast.
That girl I dumped before christmas, I'm back with her again.

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 04:50:48 PM »
That girl I dumped before christmas, I'm back with her again.

Haha, I guess she took it well.
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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 05:09:27 PM »
Haha, I guess she took it well.
Technically NOT my girlfriend again yet, but it's getting there.
Long story short; she was still obsessed with her ex and once I broke up with her and kicked her out of my house she instantly went back with him and moved into his house.  A few days later she sees me at work and she's like "I made a mistake, I miss you, I miss our relationship and I thought I didn't love you but I truly do".  So we hung out, fucked, and now she's waiting for the right time to dump this other guy.  He's super mad that she hangs out with me even though I did let her hang out with him whenever she wanted to, because I'm a relaxed guy, I don't give fucks about shit.  Bad call though.  She came over to my house yesterday and he's like "YOU HAVE 1 HOUR TO SEE HIM, THAT'S IT AND AFTER THIS YOU'RE NEVER SEEING HIM AGAIN".  Not only is he controlling as fuck and a complete pile of shit, he's also 6'2'' and weighs 144lbs, but he's also ugly as hell and smells like week old semen.  Not to mention he "hits" her, or he's overaggressive with her I should say.  And there's nothing I can do to this guy, the only time I ever see him is when I'm at work and he comes in to stalk her (her and I work together), and obviously I can't do shit then because I'll lose my job.  So yeah.

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 05:28:11 PM »
Get your operator outfit out along with one of your guns, lure him into the woods, and shoot him  \
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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 05:32:45 PM »
What would be the 'opportune' time for her to dump him ahah

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2011, 05:35:06 PM »
What would be the 'opportune' time for her to dump him ahah
When she has another place to live, because she's not moving back in here with me for a while.

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2011, 05:35:38 PM »
Don't have a gimp-box for her in the corner somewhere? \

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Re: Jerking off? wut?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2011, 05:50:51 PM »
Don't have a gimp-box for her in the corner somewhere? \
Haha, good idea.


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